Why oWH why??

Hei! you all out there. It's me again - and right now my life is in deep shit...
Why? You might ask, let me list you all the shitass reasons :-

1) I'm losing my "SO-CALLED-BEST FRIEND" over some fucking childish disaster that nobody cares.
2) My studies is going down the drain - at top speed.
3) The freaking final exam is just around the damn corner (18/10).
4) I'm having second thought about my "girlfriend".
5) My pathetic homeworks is mounting up, and I've no desire to even look at them.
6) My emotional conflicts is getting worse and worse each day.

If any of you fabulous people out there that can help me resolve any of the above probs leave me a comment or just contact my cell or fb okay...
I don't need your compassion but some advice would be nice :0
And if the reader of this post is my hot, part-time model who lives in KDH
- I really wish you are here....

-QX